The Name Game

I’m currently playing several games but I’m not ready to write about any of them yet. But I feel I should post something. So I’m posting this.

It’s no secret that video games often have pretty bad names. Case in point: the new Medal of Honor game is officially called Medal of Honor: Warfighter. To be fair, this is the fourteenth Medal of Honor game, so coming up with new names must be getting a little tough. But still — Warfighter? Surely someone could have come up with a better subtitle than that?

Rather than simply complain about it, I decided I’d offer some alternative titles. It should go without saying that I’m merely making fun of the name of a video game and mean no disrespect to the actual Medal of Honor from which it takes its title. Here we go:

Medal of Honor: Honor Guard
Medal of Honor: Honorable Mention
Medal of Honor: For Blood and Honor
Medal of Honor: Honor Thy Father
Medal of Honor: Mo Medals Mo Honor
Medal of Honor: 13 Medals Weren’t Enough
Medal of Honor: Honor Bound
Medal of Honor: Honor This
14 Medal 14 Honor
Medal of Honor: The Honor Is Literally Everywhere
Medal of Honor: You Can’t Handle The Honor
Medal of Honor: Even More Honorable Than The Last Game

Click past the jump for even more names.

Medal of Honor: The Best Medal Ever
Medal of Honor: Medal on Medal
Medal of Honor: Yeah We’re Still Making More Of These
Medal of Honor: So Much Honor
Medal of Honor: Modern Honor
Medal of Honor: The Medallion
Medal of Honor: Men With Guns
Medal of Honor: Extended Magazine
Medal of Honor: Set Phasers To Honor
Medal of Honor: Heavy Medal
Medal of Honor: Pedal To The Medal
Medal of Honor: The Price Of Honor
Medal of Honor: Fourteen Times The Honor
Medal of Honor: Do It For The Honor
Medal of Honor: Conspicuous Gallantry
Medal of Honor: We’re Talking Some Serious Honor Here
Medal of Honor: Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Medals
Medal of Honor: This Time It’s Just A Distinguished Service Cross
Medal of Honor: Collect All The Honor
Medal of Honor: It’s All Very Honorable
Medal of Honor: Above And Beyond
Medal of Honor: Honor Is Forever
Medal of Honor: It’s Impossible To Keep Track Of All The Honor
Medal of Honor: Total Honor
Medal of Honor: Honor Is Thicker Than Water
Medal of Honor: It’s Shiny
Medal of Honor: At Risk Of Life
Medal of Honor: Honor Roll
Medal of Honor: To The Honorable Goes The Medal
Medal of Honor: Fourteenth Time’s The Charm

That’s all I’ve got at the moment.